“The Black Parade thanks you for all of your gifts! Including the socks!”
– 2/28/07, Detroit
“I’m sure you all have seen in the tabloids calling us some emo death cult. But I’m sure you know that we have never encouraged you to be anything than your fucking selves, and to never take any one else’s mother-fucking shit!”
– 2/28/07, Detroit
“The Black Parade is DEAD!”
– 3/13/07, San Diego, CA
“The Black Parade went home… back to Italy!”
– 3/15/2007 Oakland, CA
“Although technically, the Black Parade, are from ITALY.”
– Manchester 3/24/07
“We are Le Black Parade. Let me hear you say it. (fans say it). Le Black Parade – it’s French. Get with it. It’s new. It’s fashionable. Get with it – It’s French.”
– Tampa 4/19/07
“The Black Parade has to go home soon, so you’re gonna be stuck with My Chemical Romance. I’m sorry. That singer has a despicable mouth, he dresses funny, and he can’t sing!”
– Ft. Lauderdale, FL 4/22/07
“Okay, we’re gonna play two more songs for you, then the Black Parade is going to get in their black sedan…and go home. Back to Italy. My Chemical Romance is coming on after this. But personally I think their music isn’t that great and they have horrible taste in clothing.”
– Atlanta, GA 4/24/07
“The Black Parade’s only got two songs left, but next up is My Chemical Romance. If you’re asking me, which you aren’t, but anyhow, I think they’re horrible dressers. And their language is atrocious.”
– Columbia, MD 4/27/07
“My Chemical Romance are from New Jersey, Thursday are from New Jersey, but the Black Parade are from Italy. Just so you know.”
“We are the Black Parade! Coming up next is My Chemical Romance…if you’re into that kinda shit!”
– show in Hartford CT 2007